
October 2, 2026
A brief statement on personal space
“I said we could share the couch. I did not say we could share my entire personal space.”
For the record, I was here first. The couch, the toy, the patch of sunshine—all operating perfectly well before the arrival of the small, enthusiastic tenant. He appears to believe that being near me is good, being under me is better, and whatever I’m holding is a joint venture.
I have raised these concerns with management. Management took a photograph.
Still, he has potential. His taste in company is excellent.
— Roy, established talent & reluctant big brother






